The new "Dream Team" is born tonight!!!
(AP) Hofstra University - Follwing a spirited debate Wednesday night, John McCain's campaign hurriedly announced a drastic change in his campaign makeup tonight. Joe The Plumber will be quickly installed as the new Vice Presidential candidate in a McCain presidency.
McCain's campaign, when asked about the qualifications of JTP, responded by saying that JTP has "a history of fixing the problems that plague the middle class, and that he's a reformer with a strong family. Senator Obama has tried to outsource these problems to foreign plumbers, and enough is enough."
UPDATE - Hey, here's my special "Thank You" for making the Rec list.
Sorry the diary is short, but I was just trying to get something up in a hurry (that's what she said)
UPDATE PART TWO - If Keith Olbermann mentions this post, or any reference to Joe The Plumber being a potential VP, I'll donate 100 bucks to Barack Obama!
Yeah, that's unlikely but it'd be pretty cool. I'll make that donation anyway. And by the way, I am a server in an Italian restaurant...that's my only source of income. I need every tip I get, but I need Barack Obama as my President much much more.