Holding their own press conference, Joe Sixpacks from around the country converged one by one on the small town of Fairview, Texas to voice their dismay at being forced to take a back seat in last night's Presidential debate.
One protester, wearing an ACME T-shirt and shoes, sported a simple generic sign reading "It is unwise to ignore the largest minority in America. Millions of us and only one of him!". When confronted by an inquisitive reporter, however, the same man admitted to having not acually watched the debate himself but that his wife, a hockey mom with 1-3 children, informed him they "and everyone like us" had obviously received short end of the stick.
Before the conference was over, several other "Joe's" were heard chanting the slogan "$250 grand a year? If it weren't for us, he'd be out of job. Suddenly he's acting like he doesn't have a six inch penis like the rest of us."
Finally, a man who only wished to be referred to as Joe M. from Missouri, said he had become so enraged that he'd originally considered changing his name to Charley Churchgoer over the incident. "The guy isn't even registered to vote" adding sadly... "Two roads diverged in an open wood and we consitently take the one more traveled by, yet for us it hasn't made all the difference in this election cycle."