It's been a busy week in Ms. Palin's Vice Presidential campaign, and, luckily for us, many ordinary hard-working Americans at The American Center for Sarah Palin Inspirational Limericks have been doing their patriotic duty by documenting this historic moment in limericks.
Here's some recent Maverick Versification:
Enough of the journalism of gotcha:
inflation umbrellas, Troopergate, Russia.
Interviews won't be needed,
terrorists will be defeated
by two simple words: you betcha.
Sarah made her warrior’s pledge
atop the elder’s mountain ledge.
He anointed this knight
with the oils of the right,
with a sword, and its double edge.
Well Palin claims she’s a straight shooter
(but on ethics she "out-Karls" Scooter)
to even D. Frum
that line don’t look plumb
can she outsource to Joe "Roto-Rooter"?
Sarah, can you clarify what you meant
by elitist, terrorist, vice president?
Can you clear your lungs
to speak in the tongues
of your enemies: the godless and intelligent?
You don’t dare ask for whom the bell’s tollin’
just because you don’t like how you’re pollin’.
You just fire up your base
by alluding to race
(Let’s just hope there’s no call to "cleanse" Colin).
Think of just how much smarts it will take
to cut all those Joe Six-packs a break.
She's a good TV flirt,
but we'll get just de(s)serts
if we "order" Alaskan, half-baked.
If you'd like to read more, or submit your own limerick, there's more information at The American Center for Sarah Palin Inspirational Limericks.