For some reason, over the last few days, conspiracrazies have been out with a vengeance.
It has force me to offer photo examples and "simulations" of my own conspiracies that have been reveal to me by "they."
Now this information is between you and me, for "they" will surely "disappear" me if it gets back to them.
Attention Diary Police: I have issued a signing statement that these conspiracies are exempt from the dKos rules. Also, these are actual conspiracies, not theories.
Conspiracy 1
A trusted source, codename "ParanoidKitty", has revealed that McCain should not trust Palin, if elected:
The source added that Joe the Biden was "kinda sneaky with those hair plugs, so Obama better be careful."
Conspiracy 2
Another trusted source leaked the following government document to me:
The most disturbing on the list (cat pictures) indicates that the supposedly communist blog site Daily Kos is actually controlled by the government using "pootie pics."
Conspiracy 3
According to Conspiracy 2, I must post another "pootie pic."
This indicates that Daily Kos is a central part of the "conspiracy" as the "rumor mill."
Conspiracy 4
A weird conspiracy that I discovered during my research is that the founding followers were vodka drinkers:
Anti-conspiracy
The good news is that tinfoil is the "anti-conspiracy."
Does generic tinfoil work as well as name brands? Anyone? Anyone?
Special Comment
I have left special instructions if something should happen to me.