In an unprecedented election where every newspaper in the nation and every Democratic strategist has endorsed the Republican. Democratic Barack Obama was stunned to learn that every single descendent of every Democratic president in the last eighty years is jumping ship and fast and that his pick of Paris Hilton coz she was hot and would fire up the base has not worked.
Democratic speechwriter Avril Frown noted for his great partisanship noted
"Barack Obama is on a sinking ship and we need to spend money on down ticket races.
This race is lost and he should just concede."
NYT columnist Frank Rich also noted: "This is the worst campaign ever. He is an idiot or what.
The Hilton pick has been a disaster. I thought wow how innovative at first but now. It is really shocking. She is not ready to lead America."
The entire Kennedy clan announced from Hyannis Port that the country needs a new direction and the the Generic republican offers that vision.
Stunned insiders and campaign staff have begun a circular firing squad of blame and have sent off resumes to everywhere hoping to land any kind of job at all.
" It is his fault, Axlerod said. We told him to stick to issues and all he could do was talk about ties to terrorism and he is an idiot on the economy."
Plouffe has been overheard calling Hilton a" Diva" and said that she had done time. He did not vet her at all. We were stunned we would have to sell her as ready to the American people. Her negatives are just skyhigh."
Early voter turn out has favored the generic republican 2-1 and party ID is significantly advantageous.
All but one newspaper in Cornrow, Iowa endorsed the generic Republican. The Cornrow weekly shopper
gave a stunning and desperate endorsement of the Democratic contender.
Polls are also giving the generic republican a 13 point advantage that has not shifted significantly for weeks.
According the CVS/Home SHopping Channel Poll
All voters prefer the generic republican and the other guy should just go back to his 14 houses or where ever. 38% blamed their decision on his choice of Hilton who had been a independent candidate for higher office recently.
So fellow dems, it is over.
Seriously, though. If the situation was as reversed as this the Republicans would be gloating and be breaking out the Cristal. This is our year and will be our decade and we earned it and will continue to earn it. Just continue to get out the vote peeps!!!!
GO DEMS GO OBAMA