It was a dark and stormy night....
I was working on the Street
late one night, And my eyes beheld and very bad sight
For the stocks began to fall alright
It did not set out to be just right., so
I did the math,
I did the monster math,
The monster math, it was an awful crash,
It caught on in a flash
It was the very bad dast
I did the math
I did the monster math
From my office on the Wall Street east
I began to see that the devils in the deals did feast
The MBA’s all began to see, that
They had screwed the entire country
I did the math,
I did the monster math,
The monster math, it was an awful crash,
It caught on in a flash
It was very baddest
I did the math
I did the monster math
The neo cons were having fun
The guests included Bushman
Rove and his McCain man
The scene was rockin, all were digging the sounds
W on chains, backed by his bayin hounds
The day’s ender’s were about to arrive
With their vocal group, the celestial 5
I did the math,
I did the monster math,
The monster math, it was an awful crash,
It caught on in a flash
It was the very baddest
I did the math
I did the monster math
Out from his coffin, Greenspan's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, “ what ever happened to my banker’s list?"
I did the math,
I did the monster math,
The monster math, it was an awful crash,
It caught on in a flash
It was the awful crash
I did the math
I did the monster math
Now everything is cool, Span’s a part of the band
And my Monster Math is the crash of the land
For you the debtors, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them W’ sent you