Indianapolis,IN - In what may be the October Surprise of the election, Obama's philospohy of "redistribution of wealth" is catching on with children and parents everywhere. Throughout the city and country, people have been buying candy and handing it out for free to children.
Indianapolis,IN - In what may be the October Surprise of the election, Obama's philospohy of "redistribution of wealth" is catching on with children and parents everywhere. Throughout the city and country, people have been buying candy and handing it out for free to children.
McCain advisor, Rick Davis told this reporter, "it sickens me that people are embracing Obama's socialist policies."
Sarah Palin on the trail stated, "Because of Senator Barack Hussein Obama, we are teaching our children that being given welfare and handouts is ok. Is this what we want to teach our children? What's next? Handouts during Christmas? Or why don't we just donate clothes to secondhand stores."
While being interviewed, a child dressed as a witch walked buy to which Gov. Palin screamed, "WITCH" and attempted to contact her church pastor.
Although McCain had not used the the word "socialism" while being interviewed, he did bring up an old talking point. "For five and a half years, I was not able to eat candy. Some people believe that my yellow teeth are due to too much sugar, but that is not the case. I would have loved to have eaten candy, but was not able to. POW."
When told that Halloween is celebrated for many years and that giving out candy is not uncommon, an unnamed aide responded, "Dude, we're fucking losing. We put ideas in a hat and drew this one out. It was either that or throwing darts at a board of ideas. We tried connecting thonight with Ayers and that Palestinian guy, but couldn't."
This writer contacted Obama Advisor Axlerod for comment who stated, "I'm good. I'll just let them talk about this one."