And do you know why? All you people in your mom's basements just sit around and read about some stupid super-Pelosi liberal ideas while John McCain and Sarah Palin are trying to make real change in this country. We've got to win Iraq, save America, and drill here, drill now baby!
We're going to bring that peace to America!
We're going to bring Jesus back into the lies of Americans!
And we're going to fight corruption by carrying on the leadership we've sustained for eight years!
/snark
GOOD! Now I've got your attention.
C'mon, I know at least a few of you have never even tried to pick up the phone and contact voters. The truth is, in this election, no matter how fantastic Obama's fundraising efforts have been, there just aren't enough donations in the world to make up for the fact that elections are about convincing people.
This morning I woke up, turned on my TV, and just could not turn away from another horrifyingly irresponsible speech from Sarah Palin. Lies, vague assertions, and lies are consistent tenets of any McCain speech, but with Sarah Palin, these are taken to a whole new level.
She has this way of assuring me that she is in fact very convincing to the average low information voter. It's the same way Faux News wins arguments with their guests by just being confident about whatever you say no matter how factually incorrect the right-wing talking point is.
Remember, your calls to voters will never matter more than they do right now. We have only three days to go, and any message you pass on to a voter needs to soak into their mind for a day or two before they start truly realizing how irrational a vote for McCain-Palin is.
So,
Make just 5 calls right now: Neighbor-to-Neighbor
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