A little something to send your right-wing friends:
BONJOUR, AMERICA!
Let’s raise up a glass to Barack
Who broke the Republican lock
Cuz we’re trillions in debt
And our troops aren’t home yet
From a war that was mostly a crock!
Let’s drink up to Barack Obama
He’s smarter than your or my mama
With a tough middle name
That proved quite a pain
And a last name that rhymes with Osama.
Let’s raise up a glass to McCain
Undone by his own lame campaign
With a hundred dumb smears
One for each of his years
And a running-mate nearly insane.
(I’m talking ‘bout Hockey Mom Palin
On Obama she thought she was wailin’
As a clown she was fun
But we didn’t need one
So it’s back to Alaska she’s sailin’.
She’s known for shooting a moose
And now she has cooked Grandpa’s goose
When the Rapture does come
She’ll go up with her gun
That’s better than setting her loose!)
But let’s raise a glass to y’all
Winded a bit from your fall
Since the shit’s hit the fan
We’ll be changing the plan:
Get up and start cleaning that wall.
Cuz the writing beneath is quite clear
And 2009 is the year
To take all of Fox News
And Sean Hannity’s views
And shove ‘em up Dick Cheney’s rear!
So it’s bye to the old GOP
Their demise seems the right thing to me
When I hear from that crowd
They even seem proud
To be stupid as stupid can be.
* * *
I’ll be walking that left Euro way
Watch you righties in sad disarray
And I’ll wish you Bonjour
With my accent so pure
As I sip from my fresh soy latte!
Eric Mader
4 novembre 2008
Taipei
--.
A bit more crow for ya? Here:
The Disassociated Press--The Golden Parachute of News Services