I never liked Joe Lieberman. I see through people. The man is immoral. The man lies with discomforting ease. The man does not care about anything but himself. The man has a bloated ego. The man is corrupt. I would never trust him to deposit a simple envelope in a mailbox or anything else. Democrats should dump him.
Joe Lieberman is thinking of caucusing with the Democrats. If Reid does permit him to do this it would be a mistake. It would reaffirm my old 1990s image of Democrats. But if Joe Lieberman is going to caucus with the Democrats there should be some rules for him because he reminds me of an out of control 3 year old. So I made up some rules. I'm no comedian although my wife likes my jokes.
Rules For Joe Lieberman If He Caucuses With Democrats In The Senate
---- No name calling of other Democrats
---- Try working well with others
---- Wipe that smirk off your face
---- Do not filibuster
---- No lieing.
If Joe can be a good little boy, he can have rewards too. For each day Joe follows these 5 rules he should get a sticker. If Joe gets 5 stickers for a week, he can win a prize from the treasure chest. If Joe has 4 weeks in a row of good behavior, he can get extra recess. If Joe has 3 months of good behavior and gets a good report card, he can have an earmark. If Joe can go an entire year with no demerits, he can have dinner one night at the White House.
Joe Lieberman is an out of control three year old. He should be treated like one until he shows enough maturity that demonstrates he can at least handle kindergarten.