So we learned recently that Rupert Murdoch's News corps is tanking financially.
Such. A. Shame.
But there is opportunity for Murdoch here: the Obama administration is shaping up to be one of cool efficiency and competence - something that is good for the country, of course. But let's face, it...politics is going to be a bit boring with those crazy republicans powerless.
And this is where Rupert Murdoch can do the country a valuable service to make sure that even though Republicans will thankfully be no where near the levers of power, they'll still be around to entertain us...
And so, Mr Murdoch, if you adopt any of the following programming ideas, it's possible your company might make a comeback....
Who Wants to Marry a Beer Heiress? I don't think John McCain would mind...after all, he did offer up Cindy to enter the topless Miss Buffalo Chip contest.
Are you Smarter than an Alaskan Governor? Contestants could be asked whether Africa is country or continent, what countries are part of NAFTA, etc.
Temptation Lavatory - Now that Larry Craig is retiring, Fox really ought to give him him own show.
Prison Break - Watch Ted Stevens try to break out of the slammer using a series of interconnected tubes.
That 50's show - Relive the good old days before civil rights, feminism, and medicare.
Other ideas:
When 527's attack.
So you think you can Govern.
Moosinator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles
Mad TV
Fringe
Please add your Fox programming ideas in the comments!