Profligate spendthrift, save more!
No! Go shopping! Support big box stores!
If I both spend and stash,
I will need some more cash...
Greedy worker! We're moving offshore!
Apology For Low Character Count:
Please don't greet my brief lines with derision
I strive to express a grand vision
But my cursive is cursed
And my typing is worse,
So I opt for limerickian concision.