With apologies to the Byrds and their song "Take A Whiff (On Me)":
Throw a shoe, throw a shoe, throw a shoe at me
Oh Iraqi, throw a shoe at me
Hey Iraqi, throw a shoe at me.
Went down to the war zone in good old Baghdad
Trying to get the high that I once had
Oh Iraqi, throw a shoe at me.
Baghdad’s for soldiers and I’m just a clown
But I can duck quick, and run out of town
Hey Iraqi, throw a shoe at me.