I have read the tea leaves, I know what is going to happen.....It has been foretold.
Remember Kids the Lunar Eclipse was the same one that helped Columbus Kill Native Americans or something like that. I digress let me tell you what the tea said
Alan Keyes will be the GOP nominee for president.
Yep you heard it here first.
Well, first Obama will dispense w/HRC in some legal matter (Don't talk about the Sup Court he's got his homeboy Roberts in lead chair).
McCain will be forced to drop out. He has angered the wing-nuts, and now this is the last draw. The tea leaves have spoken.
Mitt Rommnkey or however you spell it. Willard will be hand chosen to Replace McCain war hero and friend of the banks.
Willard as a tiny problem (no not that) his company is kinda sorta shipping off jobs overseas. Yea what does it matter if the people in Tiffin Ohio are loosing their pensions. Willard will campaign (spending his own money cause the RNC wants cheap dates this year). Until we find pictures of Willard in a dress.
Chaos will ensue, and finally the RNC will settle on someone who can satisfy (no not in that way) all of their basis. That man will be a Catholic, who has economic chops (well all things considered) name recognition, and the awesome status of Minority! That man will be Alan Keyes. Mark my words, most people outside IL still don't realize how absolutely brilliant Alan Keyes is (for an idiot).
Jeb Bush will be is VP for about 2 news cycles, until polling reveals that this is a change election. (Did I mention the RNC will hire Mark Penn, cause Penn will be renting himself out for cheap). Most people will refuse the VP spot (cause they will have called the physics hot-line like Nancy Reagan use to do an found out that there is bad jou jou in this election year).
They will settle ole Fred Thompson, cause you know him and his manager, I mean wife, are suckers for pain.
Well, you know how Keyes vs. Obama debates work out.... People in all 30 states (you know the ones that count) realize that Keyes is a high pitched yapping idiot.
Last ditch effort to save themselves will be a temporary Marshall law (to post pone the Election 'cause if Pakistan can do it why can't we), but polling will reveal that Americans are pretty set on having their elections in November.
So there is my prediction. The tea leaves never lie. Strap on your strap on (luggage) it will be a wild ride.