John McCain ditched his first wife and married Cindy Hensley, a woman twenty years younger, the very next month.
Vicki Iseman, the female lobbyist central to the NYTimes story on McCain, looks like an even younger version of Cindy McCain.
Lobbyists. Lots of lobbyists. Chief among them Charles Black - who has moved his office right onto the "Straight Talk Express." Can't get much cozier than that.
Pledged not to raise taxes. Do I hear the echo of laughter?
Build a bigger wall. Secure our borders. Waitresses, fast-food clerks, busboys and gardeners are the crux of our problems.
Against the religious right before he was for it.
Against the Bush tax cuts before he was for them.
...and on and on and on ...
Does this sound like a 'maverick' or just another right-wing slimeball?
Let's put him to music ... perhaps some Zappa ...
... so, with apologies to Frank ...
I Am the Slime
I am old and perverted
I'm obsessed and deranged
I've been in congress for years
But very little has changed
I am the tool of the media
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And deregulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you cant look away
I make you think Im delicious
With the 'straight talk' that I say
I am the best I can be
Do you like what you see?
I am the latest slime
From your G.O.P.
You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we dont need you
Dont got for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold
Thats right, friends..
100 years in Iraq
I am the slime from your G.O.P.
Oozin' along on the lobbyists dole
I am the slime from your G.O.P.
Can't stop the slime,
People, look at me go
John McCain ... just another G.O.P. slimeball ...