Hello, everyone. You may know me from such best-selling cooking books as "Your Goose is Cooked", "Red Meat", Recipe for Disaster", "Eating Crow" and "George Allen: Can't Beat a Good Ham Sandwich Made By My Non-Jewish Mom".
Today, I will teach you how to make a Hillary Clinton in just a few easy steps. This recipe is only for seasoned food vets. It's an acquired taste and some complain about a bitter after-taste. It can sometimes be hard to swallow. Some have complained about acute food poisoning. They don't matter though.
INGREDIENTS
3 tablespoons of Walter Mondale
1 George W Bush Jr, quartered than halved
2 Richard Nixons, minced
1 (29 ounce) can of Margaret Thatcher
5 1/2 cups swill from the kitchen sink
1 tablespoon dried outrage
1 teaspoon of race-baiting
1 (15 ounce) can of ditto-heads
1 (15 ounce) can of the 90's
1/3 cup grated Iraqis
1 pound ditalini DLC machine politics
Top with a single garnish of Bill Clinton
(Note: Some astute connoisseurs have complained that the Bill Clinton may be overpowering. Use at own discretion)
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DIRECTIONS
In a large pot over medium scorn, cook Nixon in olive oil until translucent. Stir in Thatcher and cook until tender. Reduce heat just before stark warning from party elders, and stir in mud-slinging surrogates, water, parsley, quagmire, oregano, salt, race-baiting, navy beans and my husband's own legacy. Simmer 1 hour. Hope voters don't complain about watered down taste.
Bring a large pot of lightly salted bile to a boil. Add poison and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain. Stir into soup. Stir until all the passion and hope has been seasoned out of voter.
Well, I hope everyone enjoys this dish.
Be careful not to choke.