In a remarkable turn of events, Hillary Clinton late Sunday conceded the Democratic Party's nomination for the Presidency to upstart Senator Barack Obama.
"I decided that, for the good of the Party and given the fierce urgency of November, the only reasonable course of action is to abandon my failed bid for the nomination. I congratulate Mr. Obama on a hard-won victory and I pledge to work for his election this fall."
In a response issued by the Obama campaign, the first-term Senator from Illinois stated:
"It's about damn time, MOTHAFUKKA!!!! HEW YEH!!!"
The Senator was unavailable for comment, though he was reportedly spotted sharing a hookah of apple sheesha with Minister Louis Farrakhan, Jeremiah Wright and Leonard Jeffries at a private Harlem gentlemen's club.
John McCain, the presumptive Republican nominee in the race, said only that he'd be happy to have Clinton as his vice-presidential running mate.
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