Hey Hillary -
Guess what? I have all my past tax returns. As far as I can tell, if anyone wanted to see them, all I need to do is go to a xerox machine and make a few copies. I think it would probably take me about 1 hour at most to cover 15 years. So why aren't you releasing yours again? You could always have one of your staff members do it - I hear Patti Solis-Doyle isn't too busy these days trying to get the knife out of her back.
Could it be that you have something to hide?
Could it be that maybe Bill has taken money from Dubai back when Bush was thinking of allowing a FOREIGN middle-eastern company run security at our ports?
Could it be that maybe some of the big donors to the Clinton Library or Foundation have some shady pasts? Someone like Marc Rich? Or that guy who got that mine deal out in Khazakstan?
Could it be that some of your money comes from Ron Burkle's investment company and how some of those investments may be in questionable firms that won't paint you as the populist you're portraying yourself to be -which won't endear you to people in PA?
Could it be that you made money in investments with firms that made huge profits by shipping jobs overseas and out of places like NC or PA? I mean its not like you ever sat on the board of directors of a firm that does stuff like that (cough - WalMart).
Could it be that you may have scored another 1000% off of cattle futures? If so, then can you be MY investment advisor.
I hope I'm wrong and you don't have anything to hide. But how can I know unless you release your returns to the public.
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And before any of the Hillbots start giving me TROLL recipes, here one for all of you:
RECIPE FOR TAX RETURNS
Step One - Turn on Xerox Machine
Step Two - Put tax returns over glass area
Step Three - Press green button that says "Copy"
Step Four - Go to next page and repeat Step One.
See, it's so easy, even a caveman like Mark Penn can do it!!!! =) =)