Seriously, do you realize how much more money we'd have to spend in OUR tax dollars to protect a black guy? I pay enough in taxes! I mean, he won't even be able to visit the South, they would never accept a black guy as President. Face it, Al Sharpton and Louis Farrakhan will be running the country. All us white people will have to pay more taxes so black women can have 20 children and don't have to work! He'd better have a good Vice President, and it can't be Clinton, because women have no ability to lead. The first time she gets hormonal, she'll nuke Moscow. The world to too dangerous to have some women running it. We'll all be dead in less than a year.
No way, if a black man wins, I'm leaving the country. If a woman wins, I'm leaving the country. That would be the end of America.
For those of you who haven't stopped reading, got ahead of yourselves, and left me the nastiest comments, I am, of course, being facetious. I don't believe any of that. If anyone told me they'd leave the country if a black man or woman wins, I'd tell them "Don't Hit the door on the ass on the way out"
As a matter of fact I did.
You would be surprised to hear I know someone who said that to me...ALL OF THAT...over dinner this evening. Not only that, I'm RELATED to such a prick. Yes, that came from the mouth of my middle-aged cousin from, of all places, Oreana, Illinois. He says no one in Central Illinois will vote for Obama...nevermind they already have. (Hey, people from around Decatur, Springfield, Champaigne/Urbana, love to hear from you!)
This isn't a candidate diary, this isn't one of my "Beware" diaries. This is not one of those "Racism/Sexism will defeat them" diaries. This is merely a Friday Night rant of an American embarassed that not only such a person exists in his country, but within his own family.
There's something gratifying about electing an African-American or a women this November for me. I get to see his head explode.