Yeah, so according to MSNBC & CNN, Bush and Cheney both resigned today, at exactly 3 AM EST, when the President received a phone call from Senator Hillary Clinton, who told him that either he could resign or "whoever is the Democratic nominee" will make sure to impeach him post office, once elected, which apparently you can do.
UPDATE #1: Will include links to video ASAP.
UPDATE #2: Nancy Pelosi has said, in response,
"No comment. But, it's not off the table."
UPDATE #3: Condi Rice, when reached for comment said,
"I am ready to be sworn into office."
- harkening back to the days of Alexander Haig.
UPDATE #4: According to unnamed sources.....
"Cheney to spend more time eating his family"
Um, well, it was iconoclastic cat, actually.
UPDATE #5: There are no such video links, as I promised in update #1, nor will there be any.
UPDATE #6: Some joker with WAY too much time on their hands, and no sense of irony, seemed to not get that this was an April Fool's diary making fun of April Fool's diaries, and turned every comment into some garbled crap. I hope you enjoyed youself, fool. The joke's on you!!!
UPDATE #7: Appears the comments on this diary have been returned to normal, as the prankster finally realized what this diary was about. Thank you, merry prankster.