Didn't you know that, that Barack Obama, he is a regular foodstamp elitist. You know that his mom raised him with foodstamps and fine wine, don't you? He doesn't know what it is like to be a regular Joe. He is so elitist, he is even trying to quit smoking. I mean, I can understand if he is trying to quit chewing tobaccy, but smoking cigarettes. Oh, come on! Really, that's too high brow, bro.
He is such an elitist, you know, he even plays basketball. Now that's right up there with Polo, Squash, and Croquet. You better not be voting for some one who plays that aristocratic game, or the next thing you know he will ban baseball and make you play Cricket. He will even make your ladies serve tea during the games.
He looks down on people too. Particularly children, and people shorter than him. If you are taller than him, well he gets up on a stage with speech making as an excuse and looks down on you too. If you notice very carefully, during the debates, he tilts his head up just a tad so he can really look down on you even when he is sitting.
He is very condescending. That Obama. He really is. He thinks that when things aren't going too well for you, some of you get mad. Now, what kind of elitist nonsense is that? We all know that when things suck, we really like it here. He thinks that we blame stuff when we lose jobs. I mean really, that man doesn't know how easy it is to save for the rainy day, when you work for 20K a year. Our bosses or so good, some times they even tell us not to come in. That's like unpaid vacation, right there. He must have raked in the moolah as a community organizer, not to know this. He thinks that he should get the government to help us. What kind of a hopeful fool is that? I know, only an elitist fool whose mom needed foodstamps to raise him.
He thinks that we are fooled when pols tell us that they are coming to get our Guns, and God. Well, he may have a point there, but still. I don't think this elitist, living off the food stamps, bothered to read the darn constitution. If I run into him, I will need to teach him a thing or two about the constitution.
All I got to say to Barack is this: please take your foodstamp living, cigarette quitting, basketball playing, community organizing, vote getting, delegate winning, hope show back to America where it belongs.