What a day it has been on DailyKos - at least for me! Coffee VS. orange juice, Nepal VS. Tibet, boxers VS. briefs, and images of the wonderful classic Warner Brothers cartoons made a Monday where I wanted to chuck my POS work computer out of my office window way more betterer, from the Steve Hadley School of Geography and Grammar. Thank you all for making my days interestin' as hell and for your great comments here!
#5 "Bitter Battle" – Gov. Rendell said what he said tonight?! Golly, with friends like that...Oh, there’s Senator Bayh, Senator Clinton’s favorite lap dog. He’s going to look very ridiculous in my state should Senator Obama win Indiana. Just remember, Senator Clinton commented about Senator Obama’s "elitist" remarks from an invitation-only affair on Saturday. Hmm... Good grief...Crown Royal in Hammond, IN?! That bar was probably one of the few places in Hammond, IN that can afford Crown Royal. I’m beginning to view this whole campaign as "offensive." Wow, the Clinton campaign sure cranked out an ad quickly in response to what Senator Obama had to say! Are Penn’s paw prints on that sucker? Oh...did Richard Wolffe and Keith coordinate outfits? [insert image of me fanning myself here] If Richard Wolffe treks to Indiana in the next few weeks...My...my...my... Sorry! Back to reality... When I hear the word "Teflon," I think of John Gotti – not Reagan! I hadn’t heard about the KY Congressman "boy" comment!
#4 "Elite" [with the international "no" symbol] – People, people, people, work with me! I’ve said this hundreds of times before, and I’ll keep saying it. VP GORE & SENATOR CLINTON DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER! He has not liked her for years; she has not liked him for years! Why are people shocked that she would take a pot shot at him? C’mon!!
***The carcophony sounded like rush hour in Anytown, USA! And, rollerblading under sticks set aflame gives a whole new meaning to "My biscuits are burnin’!"***
BUSHED! – "War Profiteer-Gate" A 22-year-old arms’ dealer? I’m in the wrong line of work! "Politics First, Qualifications Second-Gate" Steven Hadley...Tibet...Nepal...Nepal...Tibet...You can’t accuse him of being "elite"! and Part Deux of this is our most recently-departed HUD Secretary saying "All is well!" when the housing crisis began, and he used to be GWB’s neighbor in Dallas! What is it with Texas?
#3 "Money Talks" – Senator McCentury is not following the McCentury-Feingold Act? I wonder how Senator Feingold feels about that? Maybe Senator McCentury is having more senior moments. Senator McCentury is accusing Senator Obama of "flip-flopping"? What??!! Torture is bad, then it’s OK? The GWB tax cuts are bad, then they’re good? How did his tongue not go screaming out of his mouth?! He spent so much time around Gov. Romney; I guess his "flip-flop" meter is off.
Keeping Tabs & WPITW – I’ve never heard of Will Spens; sorry! Alexis Glick of FAUX Business is showing off her "intelligence"! Brit Hume is a chaeuvinist pig. Rob Sherman, who got the shout-down from Rep. Davis last week, described Rep. Davis as a "Negro with political power." Wow...there must be something in Illinois’ water; I better be more careful the next time I take a drink of the stuff at my parent’s house!
#1 "Monkey Business" – Can y’all just imagine Hoover and Clyde Tolson straining to watch that "movie" to see if they could catch a glimpse of JFK or RFK with Marilyn Monroe? Of course, Mr. Hoover and Mr. Tolson were wearing pink slips and patent leather shoes and criticizing her fashion sense or lack thereof. I wonder what Hoover’s shoe size was? Big shoes...big feet...big a$$!!