This is very embarrassing. Earlier today I learned that during a recent photo shoot for a flagship Conde Nast publication, my young and talented pootie Pumpkin, nearly posed in the nude. I want to assure everyone here that both Pumpkin and I had absolutely no intention of participating in such a sordid venture and are merely two more victims of the wicked corporatist media.
Pumpkin has asked me to post this statement here on his behalf:
"I recently took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my Daily Kos fans who I care so deeply about."
Below are copies of the despicable images which will appear on news stands next month. ( I would strongly advise members with young pooties to ask them to leave the room before proceeding further)
Under extreme magnification in Adobe Photoshop, I believe a nip can be seen just above Pumpy's left paw. Absolutely disgraceful. How dare these people take advantage of a young and inexperienced feline in this way.
Pumpkin told me that cat nip was widely being used during the session
Please share your nearly shameful pooties experiences below