Don't you wish you could see into the future....?
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I, George W. Bush, by the authority vested in me as President of the United States, and by its Constitution, do hereby pardon and remit from any and all liability, for any offenses against the laws of the United States, or any individual states, whether known or unknown, the following individuals:
Richard B. Cheney
Condoleezza Rice
Michael Mukasey
Michael Chertoff
Alberto Gonzales
Donald Rumsfeld
And any and all present and former cabinet members of the Bush 43 administration.
Signed, George W. Bush
President of the United States, this 19th day of January, 2009.
p.s. At this time, I hereby resign the Office of the President of the United States.
I, Richard B. Cheney, by the authority vested in me as newly sworn President of the United States, and by its Constitution, do hereby pardon and remit from any and all liability, for any offenses against the laws of the United States, or any individual states, whether known or unknown, the following individuals:
George W. Bush
Karl Rove
David Addington
I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby
John Yoo
The entire U.S. staff at Abu Ghraib and Guantánamo Bay
And any and all present and former appointees who pleasured served at the pleasure of the Bush 43/Cheney 44 administration.
Signed, Richard B. Cheney
President of the United States, this 19th day of January, 2009.
p.s. Harry Whittington.... sorry.
(note: idea based on a comment from "jollyroger" at talkingpointsmemo.com)