For those of you who may not want to read the whole Hillary Clinton op-ed in the NY Daily News today, this being Memorial Day weekend and all, I thought I might summarize it for you.
Shorter Hillary op-ed over the jump.
Hillary: Why I Continue to Run
By Hillary Clinton
Barack Obama isn't in any immediate danger of assassination, as far as I know, but, hey, shit happens you know?
Also, white women over the age of 90 who didn't graduate 2nd grade support me overwhelmingly. Just try winning Ohio without that key demographic, you little latte-sipping punks.
I firmly believe that by race baiting at every opportunity and stirring up anger against the presumptive nominee in the key states of Michigan and Florida, I am contributing wholeheartedly to the cause of Democratic unity in November.
I'm not a quitter, and a vote for Barack is a vote to punch elderly grandmothers across the country in the face.
Did I mention he's black?
Yours truly,
Hillary Clinton
P.S. Don't vote for the black guy