The Texas Republican Party has issued it's schedule of events for the Republican State Convention to be held in Houston Texas June 11-14. Enjoy!
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Welcome
State Party Chair, God
Invocation
Pastor Jimmy Swagart
National Anthem
Ted Nugent
Pledge
Pledge of Allegiance to US
Pledge of Allegiance to Texas
Pledge of Allegiance to the Republican Party
Pledge of Allegiance to our Lord Jesus Christ our Savior
Hispanic Caucus
Corner of 1st and Lamar
Proof of citizenship required
Guest Speaker Congressman Tom Tancredo
Black Caucus
Basement, Room 14C, capacity 8
Log Cabin Republicans (the "gays")
Small closet, room 114, break out room in the bathroom stall
Guest Speaker Senator Larry Craig
Christian Caucus
Convention Floor
Catholics will rule over Caucus since they are the majority
Rosaries are required and will be provided if needed
Non Christian Caucus
Anyplace but the convention floor
May God have mercy on your soul
Women's Rights Caucus
Canceled due to lack of women in the party