I mean really.
They are very scary. Too ethnic for my standards. How dare they think they can run my country? Don't they know that this is America (for Americans, hint, hint). Do they not see that we are a backward looking country with people who are backward looking like me? I don't want change, I want the status quo with $4 gasoline and my dinner consisting of spam sandwiches. McCain is the guy - Obama has no business thinking he can run this country in its time of trouble. And Michelle Obama - talk about uppity. That lady is too morally on the high scale for us Americans who like the wife in the home cooking, cleaning and doing all that wively stuff. I want a first lady like cookie recipe stealing Cindy McCain, who has hypnotizing eyes. She really knows how to act wively and she would have never talked about how proud of her country she was.
The Obamas are just too radical. They hang out with radical people and hey, even if the associations are only on a first name basis or happened only once, they still need to be held accountable. After all, the President should be held accountable for what his friend's friend's friend's friend said right. That is the American way. And Obama is too exotic. He probably prefers butter spray instead of the stick and Le Creme instead of Yoplait. That is not in line with America. We like a good beer every once in awhile and well Barack probably is more of a Sake or a Merlot kind of guy.
And I almost forgot - Americans shouldn't care about the reputation their country has around the world. As long as we continue the status quo with McCain everything will be peachy. Don't you agree? Because I do.
I mean it's quite obvious that I'm not the only one who feels that way - just ask all of those other progressives who voted democratic in the primary, yet are voting republican in the general. They, like me think Obama is too scary.
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