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I believe strongly that all this time we've been weaving May Poles for Barack Obama means that our expenditure of ribbon gives us the right to demand that he immediately make statements that satisfy our demands.
Barack Obama said something last January about how he doesn't like FISA or something. That, by now would be stale. Steny Hoyer just emerged since then with a brand new deal that immunizes my telephone company and President bush from prosecution even beyond the grave. As a patriotic citizen, I must now shift all my energy into whittling away at the Obama Campaign, demanding that my needs be met by a new statement calling that rotten Democrat Bastard Hoyer a capitulator to tyranny, or fascism.
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My hair is on fire. I'm never going to contribute to Barack Obama again because he didn't say anything about FISA today. Tomorrow youse might want to contribute to him, but I doubt it. God I'm so tired from calling Barack Obama's headquarters all day screaming about how I'm on dKos and how dKos doesn't want Barack Obama to not say anything about FISA today or tomorrow.
I'm trying to put out my hair but I can't.
Because I'm trying to learn American Civics while fast-forwarding through a VHS of Schoolhouse Rock.
If you don't hear from me again, I may be having tea with Harriet Christian.
Good bye and Good Luck????