No, not really.
But, it is very, very calm around here.
Due to the lack of excitement, I thought I would open up my diary to a discussion of things that ail us.
I have eczema...it's very annoying. It starts out as a little bump and then oozes this nasty liquid that burns up your skin and makes you scratch until you have a foot long pustulating open wound that you have to give a name.
What kind of cool diseases do you guys have?
By all means...provide photos!
UPDATE: I rescued my wife from the Hell's Angel's...I popped in my CD of the Ramones and played "The KKK took my baby away!" really loud and dashed in and did some kung fu moves and left the place filled with nothing but pieces of hair, skin and leather.
This was like my most successful diary ever. I'll have to do this again sometime.