Ladies and gentlemen (ok ok ok Ladies and Guys)-
I know many of you have been feeling badly because the "uncool kids" the true nerds among us are in Austin having a huge nerd party and for various reasons, we the cool kids couldn't make it...but that's ok! Below the fold you will find all of the good things about NOT attending Netroots Nation in Austin
- More room to splash in kiddie pool (including better odds of being first!)
- More rum and coke for me!(and don't have to pretend to like Margaritas)
- Didn't have to pay attention to all those lessons on how to speak Texasese that Bill's been posting
- Finding out who my true kos friends are- they would be the ones that DON'T call and or IM bragging about being there while I'm here slaving away serving ice cream to the masses (but if you are there and wanna call me my email is in my profile i'll send ya a phone number...it may or may not be mine!)
- Don't have to worry about getting messed up with jet lag
- Don't have to fight other die hard progressives for the chance to throw rotten eggs at certain Saturday featured "speakers"
- Didn't have to go and buy a bunch of orange clothes cause I don't look good in orange
- NO TSA strip searches!
- Don't have to worry about being downwind if someone pulls Bill's finger
- Don't have to be away from my pootie...thus don't have to return home to an angry pootie
So cheers to them for being there and cheers to us for staying home!