Having watched the FISA "debate" proceed and going on two years of spineless caving in to Bush I have had a brilliant insight as to who should be, nay, who MUST be Obama's pick for VP...
Ladies and Gentlemen, give a big round of applause for....
George W. Bush!!!!
After all, if there are solid Democratic majorities in both houses and a Democratic president, the Congress will disintegrate into a throbbing undifferentiated mass. Why?
Because without him, they'll have no one to cave in to! Without Bush there to set the agenda for the Democratic leadership, what would Pelosi and Reid do? surely they can't just spend the next two years on the beach sipping Pina Coladas! That would be undignified! No, they need Bush to be on hand for them to crawl to! Without Bush in the VP mansion, we would be left with a directionless Congress quivering in fear of the unknown! Obama would have no more policies to adopt to make himself look more conservative! Nervous breakdowns of presidents are not pretty things my friends.
No, the Democratic party needs STRONG leadership, and George Bush has shown leadership of the Democratic party like no other! W for VP!
Let us not invite the embarrasment of years of jiggling jello in the halls of congress. It is time to act, before it is too late!