Hot chicks sometimes prefer intellectual writer types, but more often they go for the athletic go-getters.
Did McCamp miss the memo about hot chicks? Check this out. Hot chicks usually don't go out with political geeks, especially not the kind who are full of themselves and lie constantly. That lets me off the hook, because I am a novelist (sooo much cooler), but doesn't bode so well for McCain's campaign team.
Just to be fair, hot chicks probably do like B., a whole lot, but I am not jealous like McCain and company. I'm considering running for president too, you know, just to inform the cougars out there I'm available (if you have a private jet). I would so like to have more homes than the McCrazy-Riches. Make my dream come true, and marry this blogger into your world of wealth. I prefer shaken, not stirred.
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The Aliens Ate My Dingo
Ken Layne, philosopherius extraordinarius, and the senior alien analyst at Wonkette, brought this, and other pictures, to my attention.
The pictures were taken by in-the-field Alien operatives from Galatea IV. The operatives were soon deported from China, and earth, after being exposed by fourwinds10. I should have known no human could find such damaging material on our untouchable, impeccable, incredible, historic... uh, Chimpanzee Presidente. Drunk again, Booshy? Drink it down, chimpy. That's a goood boy!
To quote a wonkette operative Bago:
I’ve woken up at burning man wearing only a lab coat and a condom, and still have to say DAAAAMN! If there was ever a proper time to wake up that way, it would be in Nevada. At the Olympics in front of billions of TV watchers, damn. Totally checked out.
I'll take two of what Laura is having.
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Phuquez Noiz Instant Classic
"Stinky, hot, steamy..." love machine, said Chris Krok about Barrack Obama. He seems awfully infatuated. I urge him to consider the recent revelations involving Rielle Hunter before he initiates any contact with "B. Jesus O." The consequences could be dire. Cokie Roberts, eat your heart out.
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Intuhmuhlect
Digby wrote about "The Intellectual Republican" last night, sort of. He mostly just copied and pasted. Huh. I never do that. Do I?
At another time one might mention how liberal, hip hop, feminist, welfare culture destroyed the idea of love and family in poor America by replacing June Cleaver with Britney Spears and Madonna so that most kids are now born single impoverished mothers, but that's another battle in the liberal war on the poor that, again, would only be exacerbated by "economic democracy."
I think good two.
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Fix The GOP, Jesus
Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) told OneNewsNow that Nancy Pelosi doesn't need to save the planet. That's cute. Oh, and "they" saved it over 2000 years ago. I wonder who she could have been talking about. I know who she meant now, it was John McCain... no, wait, he's not quite that old. Did she mean Jesus?
It's good to know that Jesus saved the planet so long ago, now if He had just saved the GOP from morons 2000 years ago.
Michelle is a real stunner. She's the nice lady who believes there is no life in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
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Visiting ANWR also revealed that almost no wildlife exists in the 2,000-acre area. It was flat arctic tundra with absolutely no trees in view. And, caribou and wildlife were nowhere near the possible drilling sites.
Michelle brought us other great hits also, hits like "Democrats Want Americans To Live In Cities." She's right, though, that is twisted. Who would want to live in an American city?
Thank you, Kleefeld.
Bachmann joins a growing number of Republicans who have given up on solving any of our nations problems, and have instead given the problems over to God. For example, Focus on the Family decided to confront the Obama problem by praying for a torrential downpour of Biblical proportions during Barack's speech in Denver. I've actually been following the calls to pray for rain. The story broke a few days ago, but I figured they didn't need my prayers. Wein(g)ers have their religious hands in more cookie jars than that, though.
You don't think right wing Christians had anything to do with Katrina, do you? Oh my goodness, they did. McCain and Lieberman's good friend John Hagee prayed for God to wipe out the gays in New Orleans, and lo and behold, it came to pass. Miracles do happen. Where would our nation be without men of caliber like John Hagee? Wait, I have a better question. Where would Hagee be without a nation full of suckers to buy his snake oil?
At least we all still have sexuality to ease the tension... oh no. The Religious Right wants to make orgasms a bad thing. What's next? Alcohol? No, they tried that already, and it didn't work out so well.
Maybe God gave us sexuality to be nice. Maybe He figured, "Their plight is too miserable for me to stand it. Let there be sex." I'm just saying, there would be no religous fanatics to tell us sex is bad if people hadn't been having sex all this time.
Music: Marilyn Manson, God Is In The TV
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The Devil Went Down To Georgia, II
This morning the news broke that Russia ended the war in Georgia. That is heartening news, but hardly surprising. I found it highly doubtful Russia ever intended to escalate the event into a major international crisis. They got their point across. It was almost as if they meant to say, "Hey, United States and the rest of the world, it seems you forgot we have a military also. Pardon us while we humble this small nation not far from here." It seems they may be a little touchy about letting the United States meddle in the region.
Bill Kristol and Robert Kagan, and other neocon abominations, can still pray we go to war with the Red Threat. It will make them feel important. It's good that something they can sink their teeth into came along. They have been having so much trouble landing solid blows on that slippery Obama character. Russia won't be able to escape their incredible combined intellect so easily. Last I heard the collective IQ of the neocons was well into the double digits. Keep trying, Bill!
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Sympathy For The Devil
The post I wrote yesterday could be considered nonfiction in almost every respect. A friend of mine was questioned by the FBI over an email. The email was harmless, and there was no reason for the interrogation to take place. I believe that it only happened because he is a Muslim. The correction to the story deals with the underlying content of the piece. The email incident had nothing to do with protests or activism, as I improperly portrayed it. No charges of any kind have ever been filed, probably because my friend is a native born citizen of the United States, of German descent, who converted to Islam from Catholicism.
The other clarification I feel needs to be made deals with my treatment of the incidents in Seattle and Portland. I made that section of the story sound like "Sympathy For The Devil." The story was not intended to be autobiographical, so I narrowed the scope of what I was writing to limit my own personal involvement with the story. I had already said too much about myself by that time. I didn't feel I should exacerbate the problem by rambling on about the riots in Seattle and Portland.
Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!