It was announced today that Senators Barack Obama have reached an agreement which will allow Hillary Clinton's name to be placed in nomination at the Denver,Co. convention. Senator Clinton's husband will speak on Wednesday evening after the VP nominee has finished his acceptance speech. It is expected the VP nominee will be former Clinton adviser, Mark Penn, but this has not been confirmed as yet.
Hillary herself will speak on Tuesday evening and thank her supporters for giving her more votes than the presumptive nominee. She will clarify that she is not using the word "presumptive" to imply that Senator Obama is presumptive but only to be timeline correct. She will respectfully point out that there will not be a roll call on the Presidential nominee until after her speech and of course we all remember that dark night in L.A. and RFK.
After pro-Clinton and anti-Obama demonstrations both inside and outside the arena have been allowed to run their course, Senator Clinton's name will be placed in nomination by her husband,Bill. There will be 18 seconding speeches, with each speaker representing one million of the voters who cast their ballots for her in the primaries.
Before the actual roll call and after her husband speaks on Wednesday night a film of Senator Clinton will be shown.
It will include highlights of her campaign but out of respect for her opponent will not include any negative remarks she may have uttered in the heat of the moment.
The highlight of the film will be clips from her arrival in Bosnia on her peacekeeping mission and her bravery under fire.
On Thursday evening before 75,000 people under a starlit sky, if she is selected as the Democratic Presidential Nominee ,she will accept the nomination of her party and in a show of unity will call up all of her opponents from the primaries including Senator Biden,Senator Chris Dodd, former Senator Mike Gravel,Rep. Dennis Kucinich, Governor Bill Richardson and Senator Barack Obama.
P.S. This is a satire.