You read that right...a veritable bling-master. This really is the gift that keeps on giving.
I never thought I would see the day that the lede for an article about McCain in a traditional media national publication would read like this:
Indoor and outdoor swimming pools! Spas and state-of-the-art fitness centers! Views of the Arizona mountains, the Pacific Ocean and downtown Phoenix!
John McCain isn't just a presidential candidate. He's a veritable bling-master, worthy of an "MTV Cribs" episode, those televised tours of brazenly gilded homes led by celebrity owners like 50 Cent, Hulk Hogan and Bow Wow.
Just look at those exclamation points! The snark continues unabated as the article's author Paul Schwartzman takes us on a whirlwind tour of McCain properties laced with golden nuggets:
Don't like to deal with the laundry? Pick up the phone and a staff drone will take care of it all, not to mention arrange to water the plants, walk the pooch and detail the car.
Did I mention there are pictures? Just a few but enough to drive the point home. The whole article is worth a read. I think I'm going to frame it.