This is a real conversation I had today with my friend. I put it wholly in the Body; it was over the internets, so it is isn't standard English. My apologies.
That being said, why doesn't Kos publicly show off how much money we raise for Obama?
Me (4:25:10 PM): hy
Friend (4:25:56 PM): hey
Friend (4:26:01 PM): how are u?
Me (4:26:53 PM): im awesome
Friend (4:29:44 PM): reallly?/
Friend (4:29:48 PM): why are you awesome?
Me (4:29:59 PM): work is awesome
Friend (4:30:04 PM): cool
Me (4:30:04 PM): i discovered google docs
Me (4:30:09 PM): i casn put my filesd online
Friend (4:30:10 PM): lol.
Friend (4:30:15 PM): nice
Me (4:30:16 PM): and my students can view them
Friend (4:30:23 PM): that sounds good.
Friend (4:30:25 PM): what else is new?
Friend (4:30:39 PM): i havent been in this country lately ...missed a lot of stuff
Me (4:31:13 PM): obama/biden vs. mccain/palin
Friend (4:31:24 PM): lol...i know that.
Friend (4:31:30 PM): im very happy about biden
Me (4:31:43 PM): my first choice
Me (4:31:51 PM): i wanted biden/obama
Friend (4:31:57 PM): havent payed too much attention to palin...dont really know much about him..but im very happy about biden
Me (4:32:15 PM): Palin is the milf from alaska
Me (4:32:18 PM): the governor
Friend (4:32:24 PM): milf?
Friend (4:32:28 PM): really?
Me (4:32:34 PM): vpilf
Friend (4:32:40 PM): hhahaahahah
Me (4:32:51 PM): Putin will rip her apart
Friend (4:33:06 PM): what does this have to do with putin?
Me (4:33:07 PM): saakashvili will have so much influence
Me (4:33:12 PM): if mccain goes
Me (4:33:18 PM): she becomes president
Friend (4:33:25 PM): ohhh
Me (4:33:25 PM): and she has no foreign policy experience
Me (4:33:27 PM): at all
Friend (4:33:34 PM): good
Me (4:33:40 PM): bidena and obama both sat on the foreign relations commitee
Me (4:33:43 PM): biden chaired it
Me (4:33:52 PM): she was a mayor of a town of 9000 people
Friend (4:33:56 PM): the crappier mccain's vp is..the better it is for us
Me (4:34:06 PM): this is the most cynical thing ive ever seen
Me (4:34:11 PM): he did it to steal hillary women
Me (4:34:16 PM): thats all
Friend (4:34:19 PM): aaaha
Friend (4:34:28 PM): i was about to ask why mccain chose such a crappy seeming candidate
Me (4:34:31 PM): she hyperconservatice
Me (4:34:51 PM): she wants to overturn roe v wade
Friend (4:34:55 PM): if she's hyperconservative she wont get even half the hillary voters
Me (4:34:56 PM): she wants to teach creationism
Friend (4:35:30 PM): all the hillary voters that voted for her solely because she's female are crazy feminists probably...but i doubt they will vote for someone who is against roe v wade
Me (4:35:31 PM): shes cheney
Me (4:35:41 PM): with a smile
Friend (4:35:43 PM): lol
Me (4:35:55 PM): she wont run foreign policy
Me (4:35:58 PM): at all
Me (4:36:08 PM): that means bushs team gets to stay
Me (4:36:14 PM): bush never mattered
Me (4:36:18 PM): its cheney and the team
Friend (4:36:54 PM): right
Friend (4:37:18 PM): well all the republicans were saying that to make mccain stronger he needed a very conservative running mate.
Friend (4:37:21 PM): and he did it
Friend (4:37:38 PM): because he's not that conservative..compared to the crazy mitt romney followers.
Friend (4:39:24 PM): http://www.washingtonpost.com/...
Friend (4:39:30 PM): read the interview about palin
Friend (4:39:33 PM): she sounds like an idiot
Me (4:39:39 PM): shes not an idiot
Me (4:39:46 PM): shes a religious fanatic
Friend (4:39:51 PM): read that article
Friend (4:39:51 PM): lol
Me (4:39:52 PM): and she represents
Me (4:39:58 PM): religious fanatics
Me (4:40:00 PM): shes taliban
Friend (4:40:08 PM): yeah...thats why mccain chose her im sure.
Me (4:40:13 PM): TALIBAN
Friend (4:40:32 PM): he needed a fanatic on his team because he's fairly moderate with religious/civil rights issues
Me (4:40:38 PM): this sucks
Me (4:40:42 PM): if he took lieberman
Friend (4:40:52 PM): and this is the only way to get the religious crazies on his side
Me (4:40:53 PM): like he had wanted to and was forbidden to, then i could have respected him
Me (4:40:59 PM): he sold his soul
Friend (4:41:03 PM): yuppers
Me (4:42:45 PM): this is depressing
Me (4:42:53 PM): if they win
Friend (4:43:21 PM): oh yeah
Friend (4:43:30 PM): it was depressing when bush won a SECOND term too
Friend (4:43:37 PM): first was bad..second was depressing
Me (4:44:00 PM): our government will do noting
Me (4:44:05 PM): but argue for 4 years
Me (4:44:11 PM): and dig deeper
Me (4:44:19 PM): and then hillary will win
Me (4:44:25 PM): in a landslide
Me (4:44:44 PM): unless obama just keeps running for president nonstop and growing his organization
Friend (4:45:34 PM): hahahha
Friend (4:45:38 PM): that would cost a lot of money
Me (4:47:57 PM): he has a lot of followers
Me (4:48:07 PM): it will prolly hit 3 million donors
Friend (4:49:21 PM): thats good
Me (4:50:25 PM): yup
Friend (4:53:34 PM): sweet...im registering to vote for the first time in nj
Friend (4:53:41 PM): i voted in pa last time
Me (4:53:49 PM): nj is cool
Me (4:54:01 PM): pa would have been better
Friend (4:54:09 PM): how does jersey usually vote ? democrat?
Friend (4:54:22 PM): i know pa is a swing state....i helped pa achieve democracy in the last election
Me (4:54:34 PM): jersey is tricky
Me (4:54:40 PM): but usually democratic
Friend (4:54:50 PM): aah ok
Friend (4:59:58 PM): mmmmmm...i had the best salad today