I think we need to release a little tension around here. Democrats, as is our wont, seem to be stressing a bit about the prospects for this year's election, despite McCain's convention bounce being mostly dissipated already and Obama still leading in key swing states.
So, while we wait for polls, sound bites and gaffes, let's get a few rounds in on our favorite punching bags from Arizona and Alaska.
Whip out your poison keyboards! It's the "Punch the GOP Ticket" Contest!
The McCain-Palin campaign has become so riddled with lies that all branches of the media are starting to revolt. The Wall Street Journal and Washington Post are just the latest reliably Republican outlets to have the scales fall from their eyes.
Sunlight, as Justice Cardozo so rightly observed, is the best disinfectant. And with sunlight comes humor, laughter and and all the positive feeling that truth brings. And humor, as we know, is often a very strong method of communication.
My mission, in this diary, is to help us share the truth through humor. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to develop slogans for the Republican Presidential ticket that you feel truly describe these two GOoPers.
These slogans should be short and punchy - and bring the funny. No blow is too low - after all, this is political humor!
Place your entries in the comments to this diary. The most-recommended slogan wins (not counting the tip jar).
Remember: this is for relaxation and enjoyment for all Kossacks. But it probably won't get Obama elected. So, if you've got some nerves about the election, laugh them away here - and then go do some phonebanking, canvassing or donating. Enjoy!