It's my new theme song for this election:
Anything goes when it comes to Sarah Palin...
Anything goes when it comes to John McCain...
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
When most guys today
That women prize today
Are just silly gigolos
And though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer
When you propose,
Anything goes
[OBAMA]
If saying your prayers you like,
If housing crisis you like
If endless wars you like,
If high prices you like
If back stairs you like,
If love affairs galore you like
With young teens you like,
Why nobody will oppose!
Vote for those schmoze...
[ALL]
And though I'm not a great romancer
And though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer
When you propose, that I vote for those schmoze
Anything goes...No No
Anything goes...No No
my country is of thee...
..
They know no limits...they know no truth...anything goes to fool the voters...to get the power....to rule the people...
When it comes to teens and sex...sure, Sarah's kids can do it, teens and sex is something teens do...parents just gotta make do...afterall the parents are away, I guess the daughters will play...Anything Goes...parents have better things to do....
When it comes to having babies, sure Sarah's good at it with five, and John's no slouch with seven...and how many nights a year do they kiss their kid's goodnight...and one's just a month old...anything goes...
Sarah's daughter goes out with a guy whose MySpace page would make gigolos blush from the rudeness...yet this is the guy the First Dude's ready to marry his daughter off to...what is this world coming to?...it's Annything Goes parenting, anything goes presidency...that's what...anything goes to fool the voters, to get the power, to rule the people...even a daughter's future....
When it comes to extramarital sex, it's not only the kids livin' it up, it's the cute candidates too! Anything goes... married McCain is no stranger to straying...vows ain't for pows...he's had multiple wives and girlfriends to prove it ...and Sarah Palin has had her fling too...Anything Goes when it comes to these two...who knows who'll be between the sheets of the white house bedroom ...
When it comes to spending money...Anything Goes with the GOP...the budget deficits up to $400 billion this year....anything goes, especially american's hard earned money out the window... when it comes to McCain and the GOP...they know no bounds with the country's credit card...
When it comes to getting the best education for your kids, who cares...let's follow Sarah Palin's example......anything goes...college education goes...it's not in the picture for her kids...not one has gone. And for Sarah...well, she went to six different colleges in six years to get her degree...yipee...
When it comes to cuddling up with special interests, ANYTHING GOES, when it's convenient for John McCain...just look at the banking lobbyist scandal he was involved in...
When it comes to the war...we know...yes McCain loves to commit your kids, our troops for 100 years for we all know anything goes for Victory...even if it's a hallow one...
When it comes to pork barrel, earmark spending, Sarah Palin knows Anything Goes...she took more than $500 million in pork and ...she didn't build a bridge, oh no, instead she spent it on her own pet projects...what those projects were? who knows...anything goes...
When it comes to knowing the truth from your candidates...Anything Goes when it comes to John McCain and Sarah Palin...morals schmorals...anything goes...we gotta fool the people, we gotta get the GOP power, so we can rule GOD's poeple...
Anything goes when it comes to Sarah Palin...
Anything goes when it comes to John McCain...
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
Anything goes