Ever since John McCain chose an vice presidential candidate who looked like an idiot in her Charlie Gibson interview, the McCain campaign has attempted to keep his cabinet picks under raps. Unfortunately, his secret list of cabinet members was leaked to Daily Kos. This is a Daily Kos exclusive.
Vice President- Sarah Palin
Attorney General- Lionel Hutz
Secretary of Agriculture- Napoleon XIV
Chief of Staff- George W. Bush
CIA Director- Inspector Gadget
Secretary of Commerce- Phil Gramm
President’s Counsel- Archie Bunker
Secretary of Defense- General Jack D. Ripper
Secretary of Education- Dan Quayle
Energy Secretary- Larry the Cable Guy
Environmental Protection Agency- Looten Plunder
Director of the FBI- Barney Fife
Federal Reserve Chair- Charlie Black (Former Fannie Mae Lobbyist)
Secretary of Health & Human Services- Ronald McDonald
Department of Homeland Security- Burt the Turtle
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development- Cindy McCain
Secretary of The Interior- Bullwinkle J. Moose
Secretary of Labor- Judas Iscariot
Office of Management and Budget Director- Fawn Hall
Secretary of National Drug Control Policy-Rush Limbaugh
Press Secretary- Fred Thompson
Senior Advisor- Lucy (Australopithecus)
Secretary of State- Groucho Marx
Secretary of Transportation- NASCAR Dads
Secretary of the Treasury- The Sheriff of Nottingham
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs- Jerome Corsi
U.N. Representative- Yosemite Sam
U.S. Trade Representative- China’s President Hu Jintao