My fellow Amerikans, I really don’t know what the fuss is about. If you take care of those at the top, they will take care of you. The media reports that tips at New York restaurants are down. The Guardian from the UK (where has Tony Blair been by the way?) reported that under the Hanker, the average Goldmine Sachs employee made $ 512,000 - that’s right $ 512,000 - think of those poor waiters and waitresses that would be hurt if the Democrats git their way.
I predict just like in Iraq, by May, if you follow my lead, we will march up Wall Street with a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED proudly flying in a ticker tape parade.
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My fella Amerikans :
I was in campaigning in Punxatawney, Pennsylvania and have now come out of the hole I share with the that Ground Hog, Punxatwaney Phil, I guess Sarah hasn’t gotten him in her gun sights yet- <insert he, he, hee and the chimp smirk>and the ghost of Saddam Hussein.
Now y’all need to listen up- remember I have a MBA, for reasons that are as opaque (Ah like that word!), as CDS and CDO’s -<smirk> Our economy is under attack by the Chi Coms and others AXES OF EVIL who have been trying to take it over.
Now my right hand is on my man, the Dick, who says I have the authority to prevent this terrorist act from taking place under the Iraq war resolution, so I am going to jerk you off and am announcing my plan to do so.
The Democrat Congress is showing signs of not bowing to my scare tactics this time, and we cannot take the chance that them whimps might grow a spine.
Now here is my plan :
(1) All income and capitol gains taxes are hereby suspended
(2) All regulation is hereby suspended.
(3) All state attorney generals such as Cuomo, Blumenthal, etc. who might try to interfere under state laws will be personally escorted to GITMO by the Dick.
(4) There will no review in the courts by them trial lawyers.
Now some of y’all might believe Henry Paulson more than me, after all while at Goldmine Sachs he made a lot more money <hee,hee,Smirk>.
So I’m going to cut and paste some of his testimony from a House Banking Committee hearing of September 20, 2007- that’s rite, last year, we saw it coming:
September 20, 2007
HP-565
Testimony of Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson, Jr.
Before the House Committee on Financial Services
On the Legislative and Regulatory Options
For Minimizing and Mitigating Mortgage Foreclosures
Washington- Chairman Frank, Ranking Member Bachus, Members of the Committee, good morning. I very much appreciate the opportunity to appear before you today to present the Treasury Department's perspective on the recent events in the credit and mortgage markets and their impact upon consumers and the economy. I am also pleased to be here today with my Cabinet colleague, Secretary Jackson, and with my fellow President's Working Group Member, Chairman Bernanke.
Credit Markets and the Overall Economy
Recently, there has been an adjustment taking place in the overall credit market and the mortgage market in particular. The current market turbulence stems from financial practices, but unlike many previous episodes of market volatility, takes place against a backdrop of a healthy U.S. economy and strong global growth.....
As I have said before, the recent reappraisal of risk could result in some modest penalty to economic growth. .....
However, as I noted at the outset, the economy was in strong condition going into the recent period of volatility, and while certain sectors like housing are undergoing a transition, overall economic fundamentals remain solid. It will take time for the current reappraisal to work itself out, but in my view the underlying strength of the economy should allow for continued growth.
In conclusion, my fellow Amerikans, I really don’t know what the fuss is about. If you take care of those at the top, they will take care of you. The media reports that tips at New York restaurants are down. The Guardian from the UK (where has Tony Blair been by the way?) reported that under the Hanker, the average Goldmine Sachs employee made $ 512,000 - that’s right $ 512,000 - think of those poor waiters and waitresses that would be hurt if the Democrats git their way.
I predict just like in Iraq, by May, if you follow my lead, we will march up Wall Street with a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED proudly flying in a ticker tape parade.
Now y’all get out and spend some of that stimulation money- if you have some.