Late in the evening, after hours of reporting and hypothesizing and yammering to anyone and everyone that would come on the show, Chris Matthews had a break out question about our little buddy across the aisle. Is John McCain just too troll like? Seriously...
I had not wondered myself, having come to this conclusion long ago, but it made me feel like others were coming around, that the bristly scaly troll skin of John McCain had become apparent to many, at least to the extent that it was worth questioning if there was TOO MUCH troll in the man.
As America proceeds to the Presidential checkout line, Americans should read the label and ask themselves if McCain has lethal levels of troll in him. These toxins are legislatively born, so it may be quite dangerous to put the little monster in the White House.
Obama on the other hand... too cool? Having the same problem myself, I'd say, yes, way too cool. This is not a real problem though, despite questions to the contrary. It is a perceived problem by those who have no rhythm.
So the choice this November has been boiled down: Troll or Cool.