Tweety is a garrulous pile of moronic asshattery. Lo' though I have seen tweety be stupid before, never before have i seen it with such great disconnect as he is displaying tonight.
He is a great yellow gorilla, throwing feces, peeing on himself and others, farting into the ether for the zookeepers of television.
There is a movie going on inside of his head, in which he is awesome and not a great braying moron fit for a Harryhausen monster film. This movie goes on, despite the facts, despite what is obvious and happening before his very eyes, in which John McCain gave the greatest speech ever.
No doubt, in tweety's head movie, no one died in Iraq, the economy is great, and America is loved around the world. He can remember fondly his praise of Bush's codpiece when he lied and said it was done, with no one having to pay the price for his raging ineptitude.
Chris Matthews, you are a moron, stop what you are doing and inflict your heinous bullcrap on people who have to take it, like your family, or prisoners on death row.