I believe we should immediately let Alaska secede from the United States. Immediately!
Alaska should be an independent country with no ties to the US. In other words, no economic ties other than voluntary trade, no diplomatic ties other than rudimentary ones, and no monetary support from taxpayers of our nation.
Alaskans don’t believe in science? Fine. No science for you. No medicine, no technology, no assistance with ecological problems. God will take care of you while you rape your country of its resources. When the resources run out don’t come begging us for help. It will not be forthcoming.
Teach all of the creationist bullshit that you want. Indoctrinate your children with your philosophy of disdain and hatred. We don’t care – or shouldn’t. Speak in tongues to each other and the rest of the world. You will find that they don’t care, either. And when Russia comes calling, Sara can take care of it. Sara can take care of anything.
Think of the advantages for the rest of us. Sara would no longer be eligible to be VPOTUS. What a relief...
Alaskans are a hearty bunch. They will welcome with open arms the influx of ignorant immigrants from our country who are yearning to break the shackles of science and rationality. And when they come back to this country begging for medical care and charity, charge them the going rate for medical care and make them sign wavers releasing any caregiver from liability – they should not expect results, anyway. And the charity part – I don’t think they will be deserving of any. After all, if they forsake their god in desperation, what use are they to the rest of humanity?
Would someone please start a petition drive to put this on the November ballot? Please? I’ll be the first to sign up.