You cnat handle they're Mavericktude™! This elecction wont even be klose! It will be the first unanimous election since George Washington when McCain and Palin out-Maverick™ Obama bin Laden into the White House (it's called the WHITE House for a reason people).
This new ad from McCain, his Maverickness™, the one Ture Agent of Change™, will cement this election now and forever! You Liberal l0sers should just start crying right now because yer never going to win! Cause We will win! And we will win cause you will Lose, so there!
Here's the ad:
God, I need a shower after posting that. I hit upon the idea for this after seeing Palin and McCain's actual statements on Hardball, not to mention their ad. How did I do? Mostly I just tried to rant, leave in the type-os and cut out some punctuation.
Here's to Obama calling them what they are in his latest ad, liars: .