One reason America is so excited by the dramatic rescue of US Air flight 1549 is that we have become habituated to incompetence and pathetic excuses. I now present how the flight would have ended with the Bush Bozos in charge.
New York, NY.
The nation mourned today the loss of US Airways flight 1549 with the loss of all crew and passengers.
Reaction of the Bush Administration over the jump
Donald Rumsfeld: Flying is untidy.
Fred Kagan: The aircraft needs to surge.
Richard Cheney: The birds are in their last throes.
Joe Lieberman: The flight was a strategic success.
The TSA announced that air passengers were henceforth prohibited from bringing bread on board, which might attract birds.
Condi Rice: No one could have imagined birds striking an airplane.
W: Heckuva job, pilot.