You may recall the ONDCP "Burrito Taster" ad campaign I mocked a while back (The Drug Czar’s Latest Ads - Your Tax Dollars Hard at Work (even if “potheads” aren’t). GanjaBlue via Twitter asked the universe for a parody of that ad featuring Michael Phelps.
Your wish is my command. Feel free to copy and re-post this anywhere you like, so long as you provide a link back to the Stash. -- "R"R