Straight outta DC...
The results of the presidential straw poll at the Conservative Political Action Conference have just been released, and you'll never guess who won.
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Here it is in order:
- Mitt Romney
- Bobby Jindal
- Sarah Palin & Ron Paul
- Charlie Crist
Updated Straw Poll results:
- Mitt Romney 20%
- Bobby Jindal 14%
- Sarah Palin 13%
- Ron Paul 13%
- Newt Gingrich 10%
- Mike Huckabee 7%
- Mark Sanford 4%
- Rudy Giuliani 3%
- Tim Pawlenty 2%
- Charlie Crist 1%
Romney won last year as well. Prior to that it was Rudy Giuliani and George Allen.
So you can see what great prognosticators they are.
Also, Rush Limbaugh won for favorite media personality (wow). Followed by Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter. These folks are full of surprises, huh?
And for good measure, their favorite media personality is speaking now - LIVE - on CNN and Fox News. He is being interrupted every other word by zombie applause, so it's even harder to make any sense of what he's saying.
This may be a short diary, but wait until you see what I have for you tomorrow. Seriously, watch for it. It's a media manifesto that will change the world as we know it.