Some kids play Dungeons and Dragons, other go online and play World of Warcraft. Conservatives, apparently, play courtroom, and indict the President of the United States:
After reviewing the evidence and voting, the 32 member American Grand Jury handed down the presentment(s) recommending that person(s) known as Barack Obama, aka: Barack Obama, Jr., aka: Barack Hussein Obama, aka: Barry Soetoro; aka: Barry Obama; aka: Barack H. Obama, aka: Barack Obama II, presumed President of the United States, be tried in Criminal Court for charges of fraud (eligibility) and treason.
Said Grand Jury was convened under the power and authority vested with the people as guaranteed under the Constitution of the United States of America, Amendent 5 of the Bill of Rights.
I can't stop laughing.
The court takes itself very seriously. Beyond the legalese used in the press release, they take pride in the fact that the decision was unanimous: 32-0 against President Obama. Of course, it doesn't have anything to do with the fact that this is only publicized on conservative websites, and anyone can volunteer to be a part of the "proceedings". But, as a commenter on this website says, "I firmly believe that politics have not played a part in these indictments."
Furthermore, the national grand jury also has state-level counterparts. There will be level 20 wizards jurists everywhere! Georgia's grand jury will be using its subpoena power to finally get a hold of Obama's (presumably sinister) grades at Harvard.
Obama should definitely be nervous, though:
Tell you what folks, this is America, and these jury members right now are speaking for America and they are mad and they want action from their lawmakers and the courts. Obama has been presented (indicted) by this Jury on two MAJOR counts of criminal behavior. It is now our duty to get this indictment in the hands of as many court jurisdictions in this United States of America as possible.
I'm sure this will be taken up in courts across the country. Anyone want to start a game of grand jury with me? I've got a neighbor who plays music too loud at night - want to indict him for murder?