Dear Wingnuts,
We're sorry.
We apologize for all the Democracy that allowed our side to steamroll your side in the last election.
We are deeply sorry that we do not buy into your fear and hate mongering.
Please, accept our appology, because you have been nothing but gracious in your defeat. Oh sure you have claimed that we are Socialists, Nazis, making America less safe by publicizing the torture regime of the last administration, want terrorists to drive our school buses. But besides all that you have shown great compsure as you oppose Supreme Court choices that haven't even been made, threaten filibuster on EVERYTHING, keep a state from having it's full Senate representation, demonize the LGBT community, bow down to corporate interests, go to teabagging parties, called for seccesion, blocked cabinet appointments, stomped your feet, held your breath, crossed your arms, made a stern face and said "NO!".
And for all that we are truly sorry for not paying more attention to your wingnuttery. We are sorry that we uniformly rejected your brand of anti-Americanism. We are sorry that we find your views and actions loathsome just because they are exactly that.
Mostly we are simply sorry that we have to be the grownups
Now, grow the fuck up and quit acting like spoiled children and help us fix this country and not divide it.
Sincerely,
Most of America (not holding our breath)