Disclaimer! Disclaimer! Disclaimer! Disclaimer! Disclaimer! Disclaimer! ..........LOL
I am posting the diary below the fold as a favor to myself, on the off chance that I might be banned at some later point in time. For the record, I do not agree with everything that I have ever said or done. I do not endorse every position that I have ever stated. ("The Cowboys are gonna win the Superbowl"? Seriously, what the fuck was I thinking?)
By publishing this diary, I am not commenting on my banning - mainly because I don't know yet whether I'll be banned or not. I am also not condemning Markos, because he hasn't actually gotten around to banning me thus far. I am not claiming he doesn't have the right to ban me at some point in the future.
If you don't like what I am doing, by all means say so. Though if I answer you, it will be in the form of LOLcats.
Here goes:
As we all know, the entertainment industry is controlled by a secret cabal of extraterrestrial aliens bent on conquering Earth and handing over control of the planet to a second, completely unrelated secret cabal of Jewish bankers. Of course, this is all spelled out in more detail in The Protocols of the Elders of the Alien Race That Plans To Hand Over the Earth To The Elders Of Zion. Unfortunately, when I mentioned this theory in my recent diary, "The Secret Zionist/Alien Conspiracy to get Dollhouse Cancelled and Replace It With a Reality Show About Jewish People And Reptilian Humanoids Stranded On An Island Teaching D-List Celebrities How to Do The Lindy Hop", I was banned by Kos himself. This is no coincidence, as Kos is a secret member of the CIA. I mean, he must be, because he told everyone he was during a speech at the Commonwealth Club. Or something like that.
So anywho, before I was banned, some of you (well, okay, ALL of you) mentioned that I didn't know what I was talking about, and that if Dollhouse does get canceled, it'll be because it was made by Joss Whedon, and everything he does gets canceled at least once. That was okay, but when people started to refer to me as some sort of a wild-eyed conspiracy theorist, that's when I got upset. And started having the headaches again.
Look, folks, it's really simple: Lizard people hijacked the airplanes on 9/11, then flew them to Bermuda, where the passengers were disembarked and sent to the reptilian home world to serve as slaves. Then the planes were refueled, filled with explosives, and dumped into the Atlantic Ocean. The CIA (which is controlled by Lizard people, natch) then hit the WTC towers and the Pentagon with helium-filled balloons that were the exact same size and shape as jumbo jets, while explosives that had been planted weeks earlier by Lizard people wearing invisibility cloaks were used to create the explosions. Connect the fucking dots, people! The evidence is all out there, on YouTube.
The words "conspiracy theory" and "conspiracy theorists" are often used as a pejorative to insult and condemn those who merely question their government, and think that it's nothing but a front for the reptilians. Some times the insults are well deserved when they're directed at people like the 9/11 Truth movement (splitters!), but all too often, they are used prejudicially against people like me with perfectly rational ideas about impending alien invasion. This is a disturbing trend. We live in a world that is ruled by powerful reptilian humanoids disguised as humans who use subversive means to skirt the rule of law, control our once democratic institutions, and manipulate public opinion through an army of PR operatives, lobbyists, faux journalists, and talk show hosts, all of whom are also secret lizard people.
Wake up, folks! The truth is out there, even if Kos and his reptilian humanoid masters don't want you to hear it!