Alright...
Okay...**deep breath**
Okay. Okay I'm going to do this.
I haven't done this before. I'm a little nervous. I'm answering the call of TexDem to try to raise a few bux for the troops.
I'd like to issue a challenge any of the prominent diarist here on Dkos to beat the numbers generated by Droogie, Jeff or Bill. Let's see what your real drawing power is when it's for a great cause.
I'm going to give it a try...I don't think I'll beat the numbers...but every dollar helps the troops, makes them feel the lurv and appreciation we have...so...here goes nothin:
Please donate to the troops.
Donate Here
I did.
I donated $10.
And I'm not sure if you know this, I'm going to tell you something really, really, REALLY personal...
come in close so I can whisper it.
...things have been kinda hard. Yeah. Money's real tight. Shhhh...I know...I know I put up a big front. But it's true. Don't blab it.
So give money for the troops.
I did.
Donate Here
Do it.
Okay?
Do it.
Do it now.
Do it.
Donate Here
Do it.
Do it.
Donate Here
Donate money.
Donate Here
Do it.
DO IT!
I said DO IT!
DONATE MONEY!!!
DO IT!!!
Donate Here
DO IT!!!
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
DO IT!!!
Donate Here
do it...
doooooooo IT.
IT!
DO!
Donate Here
....have you done it yet?
No? Then do it.
$20.
Do it.
$5.
Give them five bux.
Throw the troops a Lincoln.
HELLO...I'M OOOOLD ABE Lincoln, Also known as HONEST ABE, and I say "DO IT!" Do it for your country. Do it for our troops. Do it for yourself. Do it for your kids. Do it for your puppies. YOUR PUPPIES!! You love puppies don't you? DON'T YOU?!?! THEN DO IT!
Donate Here
Donate.
Give them care packages.
Let them know you give a damn.
Donate Here
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Hold on...somebody is on the phone...
HOLY CRAP!!! It's Benjamin Franklin!!!
A penny saved is a penny earned. And a C note sent to the troops will give you luck beyond your years. It's all about the Me's, baby, and I'm all about donating to the troops. Do it.
Oh...you wouldn't stand against BEN?!?
Do it..
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OH NO! Oh NO!
Here comes Jackson.
Act natural.
"Hey Jackson."
Ummm...hhhey...why are you looking at me like that?
Psssssssssst...let's ditch Jackson...do it here...
Donate Here
Do it.
DO IT.
Have you done it yet?
Why not? Do it. Do it. Do it.
DO it.
I did it.
I feel good about it.
I feel great.
I did it.
I just did my tiny part to let our troops know we appreciate them. There on the other side of the world far from family and loved ones. Five bux. Just send them five bux. Send them ten if you can. And Benjamin wouldn't mind visiting the troops either.
Donate Here
Do it.